The Best Naughty Presidential Valentines

Warning: Saucy Historical Content Ahead.

Valentine’s Day and Presidents Day are just days apart, so we figure why not kill two lovebirds with one stone and celebrate them both together?

But how? you ask. With some of our favorite presidential Valentines from over the years, along with some brand new president-adjacent ones inspired by recent episodes.

(Warning: The following immature content is for mature audiences only.)

Dr. Benjamin Rush deserves to be known for much more than the bleeding. But we still have to talk about the bleeding…

Alexander Hamilton had a real problem saying too much in pamphlets, and John Adams had an even greater problem saying disgusting things about Hamilton.

Perhaps the most disturbing part of the love letters Warren G. Harding wrote to his mistress Carrie Fulton was that he referred to his penis as “Jerry” and said things like “Wish I could take you to Mount Jerry.” That inspired one of our favorite t-shirts and this Valentine limerick:

This last one is inspired by the story of Thomas Jefferson’s killer ram

Happy Valentine’s and Presidents Day!


1 Comment

  1. code x
    March 17, 2022 / 5:11 pm

    you’ve updated!!!! what a surprise! love it

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